Thursday, December 29, 2016

It's All About X







And the dog owner yelled at X, "Stop marking my Spot!"



X walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Are you sure you want to stay?  A lot of mathematicians are looking for you."
"I know," said X.  "I'll have an algebraic equation, please."
The bartender brought X an algebraic equation.  X solved it and left.



"Why did X cross the road?"
"Why?"
"To solve a chicken on the other side."



"Knock.  Knock"
"Who's there?"
"X."
"X who?"
"Solve the equation and find out."



"How many Xs does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How many?"
"It depends.  X is variable.  Sometimes it's 3x + 4, and sometimes it's 29(x - 42)."  



An affirmation for X:  I deserve the very best equations.



Fortune teller to X:  "You will meet a in a future equation.  There will be lots of plus and minuses in your life.  You will do okay if you keep your life balanced on both sides of the equal sign."



If X falls into a river and there's no water, then does X still equal dry?



5x - 7x + 2x = 7

Let's solve the equation step-by-step.

5x7x+2x=7

Step 1: Simplify both sides of the equation.

5x7x+2x=7

Simplify: 

5x+7x+2x=7

(5x+7x+2x)=7

0=7

0=7 ?

Answer:  There are no solutions.

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