Saturday, October 15, 2016

HEALTH TIPS


Get lots of Vitamin OQ.
(Vitamin OQ doesn't exist, but you should still get lots of it because it's good for you.)


Eat food only, and don't snack on the furniture.


Stay away from organic poisons.


See a doctor at least once every 50 years.


Never walk on the sun.


Avoid pain.


Use bricks instead of wood to build a strong immune system.


Plan your meals using food.


Energize yourself by playing with live electrical wires.


Keep breathing.

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