Not feeling like yourself? (If you have hands, then you may like to feel someone else.)
Here are some signs that you're having a mid-life crisis:
- You have a strong desire to eat baby food.
- You frequently make caca and pee pee in your pants.
- You're optimistically pessimistic, and happy feeling hopeless.
- You feel anxious about being anxious about being anxious.
- Your head falls off, and you have no desire to find it.
- You think about suicide, but don't want to hurt yourself.
- You trade in your car for a tricycle.
- Your face breaks out and you start puberty again.
And finally, the best sign that you are having a mid-life crisis is your therapist telling you, "You're having a mid-life crisis."
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