Saturday, May 28, 2016

IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS . . .


A million dollars . . . Do you know how much that translates to dollars and cents?  (It's 100 million cents, but I don't know whether any of them are common.)

If I had a million dollars . . .

- I would buy a giant petri dish as a second home for the Great Amoeba, Architect of the Universe.

- I would start a school for silent letters so they could learn how to make noise.

- I would adopt a Sistah for the Buddha.

- I would donate thousands and thousands of dollars to the poor, starving corporations and oil companies.

- I would give failure a make over so people aren't afraid of it.

- I would buy bullshit for the government so it would never run out.

- I would make overday bags so overnight bags would have companions.

- I would Just Do It having no idea what It is.

- I would buy extension cords for all the lonely sockets out there.

And finally I would buy some real estate on the Moon, and build a crater to have a large write off at tax time.

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