What do dogs think when they see humans stooping and scooping? I asked 11 dogs and here is what they said.
"Gosh, my master has an interesting hobby!"
"My poor master! Does he get enough to eat?"
"What's my master going to do with that? Make a weapon by using it with a fan?"
"Hmmm . . . Is there gold in my poop? Perhaps I should start charging for it."
"What does my master do with it? Sell it to politicians for their speeches?"
"Is my master recycling my food?"
"My master has an interesting strategy for something."
"I know he loves me more than his wife. I never see him doing this for her."
"Is my master a coprophiliac?"
"How weird! I'd report him if he wasn't so nice to me."
"Ha! Look at her! And she thinks that she is the master."
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