St. Patrick (385 - March 17, 461)?
"I hope I live long enough to see the Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup."
"I like snakes. Some of my best friends are snakes. One day I hope to retire and raise snakes."
"My snot is green. Why can't my pee be green?"
"Fear God because he carries a big, big, big stick."
"I must make Ireland Christian so people will have something to fight about for years to come."
"If I wasn't a saint, then I'd be a goalie for the Toronto Maple Leafs."
"Why do people drink and celebrate on the day I died?"
