INVASION OF THE GOAT-CHEESE FARTS
An evil race of goat-cheese farts, from a planet in the Aries Constellation, attack Earth. General Air Freshener leads an army of armed fragrances to stop the goat-cheese farts from global domination.
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AW NUTS!
A squirrel falls in love with his psychiatrist while the psychiatrist is treating the squirrel for Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD).
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"What's this smoking thing doing in a blog about movies not seen?"
"I don't know. It just turned up. Perhaps it will go away if we ignore it."
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Two lunchboxes fall in love under a full noon.
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THE SPELL
A witch wreaks havoc when she casts spells at a Spelling Bee.
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A funny bone technician stops blogging for today. He goes to the grocery store for material for future blogs.
"How exciting. I'm glad I'll never see that movie."
"Me too."
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