Saturday, August 8, 2015

A FEW COURSES OFFERED AT CUTHBERT COLLEGE



Spitting and the Art of Self Defense:
Students learn how to lob loogies to protect themselves when being attacked.  Some saliva will be provided, but students should bring their own as the saliva supply is limited.


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Lunch 101:
Learn the proper way to take and eat your lunch. 
Prerequisite: Breakfast.  Students should bring their own food.


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How To Be Your Dog's Best Friend:
Students learn the importance of fire hydrants, and what to notice when sniffing a dog's butt.  


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Not Drawing and Writing:
Students learn the many ways of saying, "I can't!"


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How To Find Things Out:
Students wishing to take this course must find out what it's about and where to take it.   

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