MY MANY LOVES

I have had many relationships and not all of them were with people . . . 

I once fell in love with a committee, and it is still trying to decide whether to return my love.

I once fell in love with a mountain that did not love me.  It took me a long time to get over it.

I was once in love with a street.  It broke up with me because I crossed it.

I once fell in love with a restraining order, but it forbade me from seeing it.

I once fell in love with anonymous sources, and never found out who they were.

I once had a relationship with humor, but you can see that it left me.