Saturday, March 7, 2015

NEW PRODUCTS




Solar-Powered Dildoe


Hands-Free Air 


Microchips  (For people cutting back on junk food)


Stoned Rocks  (For your garden of pot)


Invisible Space  (To go with your hands-free air)


A Walking Saucer  (For aliens who fear flying)


Clothing That Never Needs Washing   (This is not new.  Our clothing is already like this, but we wash it for social and health reasons.)


A Dicless Dictionary  (Also known as a Tionary)




(A surprise ending)   

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