WINTER, CLOUDS AND DUST

Winter walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What will it be?"

Winter says, "I'll have a Climate Change, please."

"Hot or cold?" asks the bartender.

"Surprise me," says Winter.

A cloud walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I thought I said, 'Send in the clowns.'  What will it be?"

The cloud says, "I haven't the foggiest."

"You gotta order something," says the bartender.

"Okay," says the cloud, "I'll have a Climate Change."

"Hot or cold?" asks the bartender.

"I haven't the foggiest," says the cloud.

Some dust walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Achooo!"

The dust says, "You gotta keep away from Climate Change.  It's affecting your health, and I'm leaving now because I don't want you affecting my health."