Tuesday December 2, 2014, is Dracula Day. Why? Just for the hell of it. No other reason. December Second has no connection to Dracula or vampires. So, whether or not December Second sucks, Dracula, this day is for you -- actually only after sunset.
Dracula walks into a bar and the bartender says,"I know, I know, you want a Bloody Mary."
"No," says Dracula, "I'll have a glass of water, please."
"Water? Water?" says the bartender. "Since when did you start drinking water?"
Dracula replies, "Ever since Frankenstein caught Ebola from The Wolfman."
"Hello Mr. Dracula? Yes, this is your bank manager calling. I am calling to let you know that your bank account is still in the red . . ."
Q: Why did Dracula cross the road?
A: To take his clothes to the cleaners.
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