To pee, or not to pee?
That is the question.
Whether it is nobler in the mind
To use the washroom here, or risk suffering
The slings and arrows of outrageous bladder pains
Later when a washroom is far away . . .
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have great body odor.
If music be hockey, play on -- except if you're the Toronto Maple Leafs. In that case, methinks you should play golf.
This above all; to thine own self be clean. Have a shower once a day.
Give thy thoughts no tongue; however if you meet a nice
person then . . .
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I am a cannibal looking for a light snack.
The course of true love never did run smooth, and there's so many diseases you can get, too.
If music be the food of love, play on.
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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
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