The Possible Secrets Donald Trump Told Russia

"Psst!  Hey Russia . . . "

"Hillary and Barack are lesbian lovers."


"I'm bald.  I wear a big blond rat hat."


"I am broke, but I have a great credit rating."


"The media loves me, but has an odd way of showing it."


"Melania makes me sit down to pee."


"I'm a Muslim.  Shhhhh."


"I turned away ugly aliens for the Miss Universe Pageant."


"I got aroused when I saw pictures of  Vlad with no shirt on." 


"I'll tell you my Foreign Policy if you tell me yours."

What Did They Say?

"You sure have a funny way of flirting," said President Trump to Rosie O'Donnell.


"Looks like your in trouble," said the spider to the fly.


"There's someone in the house!" said one ghost to another.


"Midnight, on the bridge.  Come alone," said Vladimir to Donald.


"Don't be scared.  I just want to talk to you," said Iceberg to Titanic.


"I'm in the wrong job.  I hate loud music," said the rock star's speaker to the stage.



"Does Joseph know about the baby," said God to Mary.


"Will anyone suspect that we're having an affair?" said Rosie O'Donnell to President Trump.


"Slow day for ideas?" said a voice in the funny bone technician's head.