"Psst! Hey Russia . . . "
"Hillary and Barack are lesbian lovers."
"I'm bald. I wear a big blond rat hat."
"I am broke, but I have a great credit rating."
"The media loves me, but has an odd way of showing it."
"Melania makes me sit down to pee."
"I'm a Muslim. Shhhhh."
"I turned away ugly aliens for the Miss Universe Pageant."
"I got aroused when I saw pictures of Vlad with no shirt on."
"I'll tell you my Foreign Policy if you tell me yours."
"I'm bald. I wear a big blond rat hat."
"I am broke, but I have a great credit rating."
"The media loves me, but has an odd way of showing it."
"Melania makes me sit down to pee."
"I'm a Muslim. Shhhhh."
"I turned away ugly aliens for the Miss Universe Pageant."
"I got aroused when I saw pictures of Vlad with no shirt on."
"I'll tell you my Foreign Policy if you tell me yours."
