Showing posts with label toronto public library. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toronto public library. Show all posts
Tuesday, August 29, 2017
Thursday, August 24, 2017
Reasons For Toronto Public Library's Internet Outage
The Toronto Public Library had no Internet on Wednesday, August 23. Here are possible reasons:
- The library's Internet booked off sick with a virus.
- The library's Internet got caught in a world wide web.
- A dog ate the library's network.
- The library's IP address got stuck in a urinal.
- The library washed its Internet and couldn't do a thing with it.
- The library's Internet traveled by TTC (Toronto's public transit).
- Aliens abducted the library's Internet and kept it a long time because they had trouble finding the Internet's anus.
- The library's Internet was not down, but tested a Halloween costume by dressing up as a zero.
- The library's Internet got confused doing its homework using the Dewey Decimal System.
And finally . . .
Donald Trump. We can always blame Donald Trump.
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