The Toronto Public Library had no Internet on Wednesday, August 23. Here are possible reasons:
- The library's Internet booked off sick with a virus.
- The library's Internet got caught in a world wide web.
- A dog ate the library's network.
- The library's IP address got stuck in a urinal.
- The library washed its Internet and couldn't do a thing with it.
- The library's Internet traveled by TTC (Toronto's public transit).
- Aliens abducted the library's Internet and kept it a long time because they had trouble finding the Internet's anus.
- The library's Internet was not down, but tested a Halloween costume by dressing up as a zero.
- The library's Internet got confused doing its homework using the Dewey Decimal System.
And finally . . .
Donald Trump. We can always blame Donald Trump.
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