(Behind George Harrison, but out of frame, was the fifth Beatle -- a chicken.)
Q: Why did the road cross the road?
A: To get even with the road that once had crossed it.
Q: Why did the surrealist painter cross the road?
A: To Dali to the other side.
Q: Why did Salvadore Dali cross the road?
A: To get away from a pesty surrealist painter.
Q: Why did the poem cross the road?
A: To sing nice rhymes with a toad.
Q: Why did the toad cross the road?
A: It got tired of hanging out with walking poems.
Q: Why did Donald Trump cross the road?
A: To offend people on the other side.
Q: Why did the block cross the road?
A: To find itself a writer.
Q: Why did the writer cross the road?
A: To get more experience for his novel. (Ha! Bet you thought it was to get away from the block.)
Q: Why did The Beatles cross the road?
A: To pose for an album cover.
Q: Why did the funny bone technician cross the road?
A: He had nothing better to do after finishing his blog.
Q: Why did Salvadore Dali cross the road?
A: To get away from a pesty surrealist painter.
Q: Why did the poem cross the road?
A: To sing nice rhymes with a toad.
Q: Why did the toad cross the road?
A: It got tired of hanging out with walking poems.
Q: Why did Donald Trump cross the road?
A: To offend people on the other side.
Q: Why did the block cross the road?
A: To find itself a writer.
Q: Why did the writer cross the road?
A: To get more experience for his novel. (Ha! Bet you thought it was to get away from the block.)
Q: Why did The Beatles cross the road?
A: To pose for an album cover.
Q: Why did the funny bone technician cross the road?
A: He had nothing better to do after finishing his blog.
