On Breasts

When I was younger, I was fascinated by a woman's breasts.  But that has changed since I learned that a woman's personality is more important than her physical appearance.  Besides, if you have seen one boob, then you have seen them all . . .

Justin Trudeau

Andrew Scheer

Jagmeet Singh

Not All About Politicians

"Why did the politician cross the road?"
"Why?"
"To get the chicken vote."



"How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How many?"
"We don't know. The Prime Minister's Task Force on the Changing of Light Bulbs hasn't finished its report."



Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau walked around Ottawa carrying a small cage.  He appeared to be looking for something.  A reporter asked, "Excuse me, Mr. Prime Minister, but what are you doing?"
And Prime Minister Trudeau replied, "I'm looking for a promise I can keep."



A politician walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What will it be?"
"Can you get me a money-sex scandal for my opponents?" said the politician.
And the bartender said, "You guys don't need my help for that.  All of you do so well on your own."

"Knock.  Knock."
"Who's there?"
"A politician."
"A politician who?"
"A politician who is honest and keeps promises."
"Impossible!  You don't exist."
"If I don't exist, then who is knocking on your door?"
"Good question."

"What's the difference between criminals and politicians?"

"I dunno."

"Criminals have to wait until they go to jail before they are funded by taxpayers."

"What do you get when you cross a thief with a politician?
"What?"

"A politician."

"Why don't you see any trees involved in politics?"

"Why?"

"Because trees are stable and upright, and they can't talk."

"I wanna know how many politicians it takes to change a light bulb.  Will the Prime Minister's Task Force on the Changing of Light Bulbs finish its report before this blog ends?"

"Nope."

What Are They Doing?

These dolphins are farting water

This member of the Pointed Head Society (PHS) is doing some stretching exercises before the weekly meeting.  Members of PHS are not allowed to show their pointed heads at meetings.  No one knows the reason for this rule.

This man is trying to remain positive about being constipated.

This lady and man are preparing to make a mistake.

This bull is wondering whether politicians will ever stop buying the stuff it produces.

This man is wondering how many more promises he can break.

This man is happy he found the end of this blog

PICTURES FROM CANADA'S CAMELOT . . .