Not All About Politicians

"Why did the politician cross the road?"
"Why?"
"To get the chicken vote."



"How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How many?"
"We don't know. The Prime Minister's Task Force on the Changing of Light Bulbs hasn't finished its report."



Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau walked around Ottawa carrying a small cage.  He appeared to be looking for something.  A reporter asked, "Excuse me, Mr. Prime Minister, but what are you doing?"
And Prime Minister Trudeau replied, "I'm looking for a promise I can keep."



A politician walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What will it be?"
"Can you get me a money-sex scandal for my opponents?" said the politician.
And the bartender said, "You guys don't need my help for that.  All of you do so well on your own."

"Knock.  Knock."
"Who's there?"
"A politician."
"A politician who?"
"A politician who is honest and keeps promises."
"Impossible!  You don't exist."
"If I don't exist, then who is knocking on your door?"
"Good question."

"What's the difference between criminals and politicians?"

"I dunno."

"Criminals have to wait until they go to jail before they are funded by taxpayers."

"What do you get when you cross a thief with a politician?
"What?"

"A politician."

"Why don't you see any trees involved in politics?"

"Why?"

"Because trees are stable and upright, and they can't talk."

"I wanna know how many politicians it takes to change a light bulb.  Will the Prime Minister's Task Force on the Changing of Light Bulbs finish its report before this blog ends?"

"Nope."