ON LIMITS

"Why did the limit cross the road?"
"I don't know."
"Neither did the limit."



"How many limits does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How many?"
"Two.  One limit to change the bulb, and the other to limit the laughter to this joke."



Two limits are looking up at the sky when one limit says to the other, "I don't see how it's THE one."

"Knock.  Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Speed."

"Speed who?"

"Speed Limit."

"That's not funny."

"The humor went by too fast for you?"

"What did one limit say to the other limit?"

"Were they still looking at the sky?"

"No."

"I don't know.  What did one limit say to the other limit?"

"It said, 'Watch what you say.  Our conversation is in a blog.' "

A limit walked into a bar and the bartender announced, "That's the limit."