"Why did the gawk cross the road?"
"Why?"
"To stare on the other side."
"Knock. Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Gawk."
"Gawk who?"
"Aren't you supposed to say 'Yahoo' when you're happy?"
"How many gawks does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How many?"
"Two. One to change the bulb and the other to gawk."
HEADLINE: GAWK CHARGED FOR STEALING STARES
"What does a gawk see when it gawks?"
"I don't know."
"Whatever it is gawking at."
If God was a gawk, then his holy book would be The Eyeble.
HEADLINE: GAY GAWK FIGHTS FOR SAME-STARE MARRIAGE
A gawk walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What are you gawking at?"
And the gawk says, "Duh . . . The End?"
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