What do cats think?
Shall I give that human a thrill by allowing it to pet me?
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No, I won't sleep on the couch in the morning.  I'll sleep upstairs on the bed.  In the afternoon I'll come down and sleep on the couch.
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Gosh these humans are not very clean.  Don't they ever lick themselves?
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What's with them?  Don't they care about my conscientious efforts?  I am so meticulous about burying my poop, and then they carelessly dig it up and throw it away!
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Why don't they let me walk on the kitchen counter?  Do I stop them from walking on my floor?
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Yuck!  Did those filthy humans give me fleas?
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I don't understand.  Those humans are supposed to be intelligent.  Why can't they learn to meow properly? 

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