Saturday, April 16, 2016

SOME THINGS THAT BOTHER ME



I don't like being murdered.  Every time someone kills me, it throws off my day.


Earthquakes often get under my skin, and building.  I don't mind earthquakes if nothing gets broken, but they usually cause a crack or two and make lots of noise.


Leaders of countries bother me when they make speeches on television and interrupt my favorite tv shows.


People who pick their noses in public and then wipe their boogers on their clothing.  What makes them think that no one is watching?


Loud noises bother me---especially noises from nuclear bomb testing.  Why can't the military test bombs on other planets?


I am always bothered when I run out of ideas.  There should be a law preventing this from happening to me.

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