IF ONLY . . .

If only there was dirt that soften, freshen and
brightened clothes.


If only there were stoves that washed dishes and did other housework.


If only there was chocolate that caused weight loss. 


If only there were cats that had jobs.


If only there was food that cooked itself.


If only there were smiles for cranky stones.


If only there were alarms for poverty-stricken fires.


If only I could find a vita for some min.


If only I could find my mind . . .