If I ruled the world, then . . .
- Everyone over 3,429 years old would get free membership to The Fossil Club;
- Brains would be available, free of charge, to those who don't have one;
- People would have to leave baths as well as take them;
- Timid kumquats would have courage;
- Fine China would be unbreakable;
- Peoples' shadows would have to carry the same identification as their owners in case the shadows get lost;
- The weather would be predictable; and finally,
If I ruled the world, then God would have to explain, in simple English, why we are here and the meaning of it all.
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