THE REASONS CBC FIRED EVAN SOLOMON

CBC says it fired Evan Solomon for using his position to sell art.  There were other reasons that did not make the news.

The CBC fired Evan Solomon because . . . 

- Pictures surfaced of Solomon in a hot tub massaging Prime Minister Stephen Harper;

- Solomon was late delivering pizza to a CBC executive party;

- During his annual performance review, Solomon was unable to answer the question: Why did the chicken watch CBC?

- The CBC found out about Solomon's job as Mike Duffy's personal trainer;

- CBC is testing Solomon's sense of humor to see whether he can take a joke;

-  The CBC found out that Stephen Harper was about to appoint Solomon to the Senate  (Hot tub massages can get you somewhere);  and finally,

The CBC fired Evan Solomon because Evan Solomon sexually assaulted Jian Ghomeshi.