Whatever kills me will make me stronger. Ghosts are invincible.
Death will slow down my reaction time which means I
will take longer to get upset. The
longer I take to get upset, the longer it takes to upset me. The longer it takes to upset me, the less
chance I have of bothering to get upset.
Death will stop me from worrying about getting
pregnant, and catching any diseases. No
worries about having to practice safe life.
Death will end my relationship with my two-headed
octopus. I was looking for an excuse to
end it ever since our relationship went fishy.
I will make more money by dying since the minimum wage
is higher in the afterlife.
Death means paying no mortgage or rent. Never in the history of hauntings has a ghost
paid a mortgage or rent.
After death I can ride public transit free.
Death offers a
better weather than life because the dead don't care what the weather does.
And finally, death means a free subscription to My
Life in Review—a magazine all about me.
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