The sign reads, Please excuse the renovations. We are renovating in order to serve you better.
The truth is, Please excuse the renovations. We are renovating in order to use up the money in our budget, and a relative just happens to have a contracting company. If we do not use this money up, then we will not be able to justify asking for more money next year.
The label on food and medicine reads, Sealed for your protection.
The truth is, Sealed for OUR protection.
The truth is, We don't care whether you fall. Our ass is covered because we warned you.
The truth is, Drivers go as fast as they want -- unless they see a cop lurking nearby.
The truth is, That isn't all, folks, but aliens have come for my annual anal probe.
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