Saturday, October 18, 2014

BREAKING NEWS


MAD COW STORMS MCDONALD'S AND MASSACRES 67 PEOPLE WHILE HAMBURGERS WATCH AND CHEER!

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PLASTIC SURGEON MELTS - LIGHTS TOO HOT IN OPERATING ROOM

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HISTORIANS DISCOVER THAT COLUMBUS COULD NOT SIT STILL.

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POLICE FIND SUSPECT IN DICTIONARY
 (IT WAS BEFORE SUSPEND AND AFTER SUSHI)

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EIFFEL TOWER LOVES FRENCH FRIES!

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STONEHENGE ROCKS!

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VOICES ESCAPE THROUGH HOLE IN HEAD!


VANDALS SMASH GLASS REPORT OF RECENT EVENTS.


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