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PLASTIC SURGEON MELTS - LIGHTS TOO HOT IN OPERATING ROOM
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HISTORIANS DISCOVER THAT COLUMBUS COULD NOT SIT STILL.
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POLICE FIND SUSPECT IN DICTIONARY
(IT WAS BEFORE SUSPEND AND AFTER SUSHI)
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EIFFEL TOWER LOVES FRENCH FRIES!
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STONEHENGE ROCKS!
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VOICES ESCAPE THROUGH HOLE IN HEAD!
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VANDALS SMASH GLASS REPORT OF RECENT EVENTS.
