On Friday May 23, I prayed to the ceiling to win some miracle money. http://funnybonetechnician.blogspot.ca/2014/05/jesus-zeus-and-ceiling.html
Today the ceiling looked down upon me and spoke.
"High," said the ceiling.
"I didn't win," I said.
"Sorry, but I'm great at meeting with walls and watching over floors. Answering prayers is something I need to work on. Perhaps I will come up with ways to improve answering prayers if I think outside the room."
"Good Luck," I said
I think I will do what my friend Archibald McSilly did. Instead of buying lottery tickets, he took the money he would have spent on tickets and put it in the bank. After a year he had over four hundred dollars saved. He then withdrew this money from the bank, and wasted it on something else.
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