ONE QUESTION AND FIVE BAR JOKES

What do fortune tellers do to relax?  Study History?



Noah walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What are you doing here?  You can't thirsty!"

A fortune teller walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What will it be?"  The fortune teller says, "I knew you'd say that!" 

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Ting!  Ting! Whasso oogabaloo chalick?"  The man leaves realizing that not only is he in the wrong bar, but he's also in the wrong dimension. 

Nothing walks into a bar and the bartender says, "You're nothing!"  Nothing walks out feeling dejected.
 
A suicide bomber walks into bar and the bartender says, "What-- "