Breathe
Eat
Sleep
Do not polish my head
Have a midlife crisis
Point at pregnant women and shout, "I know what you did!"
Look for ways to be miserable
Chase away any happy, positive thoughts because I love being miserable.
Itch my scratch
Check for stores that offer Free Will
Wonder why cement shoes never became a fad
Accept responsibility for the actions of my multiple personalities
Ponder whether Mr. Big is still Mr. Big in the presence of Mrs. Big
Read the Number One Runaway Bestseller (after I chase and catch it, of course)
Watch my High-Speed Internet lose a race with a turtle
Try to figure out how to make one of my ribs into a companion
Search libraries and bookstores for Slaughterhouse Six
Look for the courage to face life indirectly
Imagine how much noise Kingdom will make when it comes
Blog about silly things
Repeat myself
Blog about silly things
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