Q: There is a Black History Month. What about White History Month?
A: White History Month is today, January 31. The Silly Committee on Race Relations has designated January 31 as White History Month.
Q: How can White History Month take place in one day?
A: Given the advantages that white people have over black people, and other visible minorities, The Silly Committee on Race Relations declared that one day of White History is equal to one month of Black History. Thus, January 31 is White History Month. After all, fair is fair.
Q: What do we celebrate during White History Month?
A: We celebrate the color white -- especially in underwear. How important it is to keep our underwear white. We celebrate white clouds, paper and cotton. We celebrate the white liberal guilt that created such policies as Equal Opportunity and Affirmative Action. In addition, we pay homage to all the white people who gave up their jobs so that less-qualified minorities could have work. Last, and least, we celebrate equality for all.
HAPPY WHITE HISTORY MONTH!
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