Thursday, April 21, 2011

RANDOM MUSINGS . . .

Q:  Who killed John Fitzgerald Kennedy?
A:   Lee Harvey Everybody.

Is there any money in running a Night Care for children of vampires?

What is the purpose of a sunken living room other than to injure you when you are tired or drunk?

Does a fly look for the biggest, stinking  pile of caca because he wants the best for his family?

How far can you get with an I.Q. of two-by-four?

Is my life worthless?  "No!"  say the income tax people.

Are there any vegetarian cannibals?

How can I cut my energy costs all year round?    Living on the street?

Is marriage sometimes occasional sex with someone you don't like?

Is this enough for now?

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