COOL JOKES TO COMBAT THE HOT WEATHER

"Why did the snow cross the road?"
"Why?"
"It didn't cross the road.  It covered the road and the sidewalk and the houses and the trees and . . . "


When I was married and it got hot, I could keep cool by touching my ex-wife's shoulder.


An ice cube walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey!  How did you get out of the bucket?"
The ice cube said, "I served my time and now I'm free."
"That's not a funny answer," said the bartender.
"Who cares?" said the ice cube.  I'm cool no matter what."


"How many polar bears does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How many?"
"Just one, but you have to train it to do so.  You'll save time doing it yourself."

HOW COLD IS IT?

It's so cold that icicles are wearing fur coats.

It's so cold that the snow caught a cold. 

It's so cold that the Sun is shivering.

It's so cold that polar bears are moving to Miami.

It's so cold that the temperature is lower than a madam's morals.

It's so cold that Charlie Hebdo changed its slogan to,

"Je suis COLD."