"Why did the snow cross the road?"
"Why?"
"It didn't cross the road. It covered the road and the sidewalk and the houses and the trees and . . . "
When I was married and it got hot, I could keep cool by touching my ex-wife's shoulder.
An ice cube walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey! How did you get out of the bucket?"
The ice cube said, "I served my time and now I'm free."
"That's not a funny answer," said the bartender.
"Who cares?" said the ice cube. I'm cool no matter what."
"How many polar bears does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How many?"
"Just one, but you have to train it to do so. You'll save time doing it yourself."
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