Environment Canada says that we're getting the tail end of Hurricane Patricia. It will bring us 2 inches (55 mm) of rain within 24 hours. Is this appropriate? If Patricia is going to give us a piece of tail, then we should get at least 6 inches (152 mm) of rain if not more.
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BREAKING NEWS FROM THE BIBLE:
NOAH LEAVES WIFE FOR RAINSTORM!
Anonymous animal sources report that Noah has left his wife, of 800 years, for a rainstorm. He met this rainstorm during the flood. Naamah, Noah's wife, could not reached. Noah's only comment to the press was, "I had to leave. My marriage was all washed up."
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Q: Why did the rain cross the road?
A: To make the chicken wet.
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Q: How may rainstorms does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It doesn't matter. The storm knocked the power out.
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Q: What song terrifies a rainstorm?
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Q: Do rainstorms ever take showers?
A: No, they leave them.
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Q: What is a great gift for a rainstorm?
A: A raincoat.
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