"Hey! What does this picture have to do with complaints, quotes and thoughts?"
"Nothing. I could not find a picture to suit the title, and I love bananas."
"I don't mind him sucking my neck, but he spilled blood all over my new evening dress."
- A woman complaining to The Vampire Association.
"I wish there was a place where we could exchange our president."
- A U.S. citizen
"Gawd! I have to smile and pretend I like this event."
- Queen Elizabeth II
"Wait a minute. These nails are rusted. Haven't you got new ones?"
- Jesus to the Romans
"I think I'll quit this job and become a marriage counselor."
- Henry VIII
"I won't be writing any notes with either foot."
- An exhausted dancer
"Too bad we don't have a union. These hours are killing me!"
- Florence Nightingale
"I wish people wouldn't split us and just buy us as a bunch."
- A banana
"Is this the best you can do?"
"Yeah."
"Perhaps should consider a career in Accounting."
