Friday, May 26, 2017

Complaints, Quotes and Thoughts



"Hey!  What does this picture have to do with complaints, quotes and thoughts?"
"Nothing.  I could not find a picture to suit the title, and I love bananas."


"I don't mind him sucking my neck, but he spilled blood all over my new evening dress."
- A woman complaining to The Vampire Association.


"I wish there was a place where we could exchange our president."
- A U.S. citizen


"Gawd!  I have to smile and pretend I like this event."
- Queen Elizabeth II


"Wait a minute.  These nails are rusted.  Haven't you got new ones?"
- Jesus to the Romans


"I think I'll quit this job and become a marriage counselor."
- Henry VIII


"I won't be writing any notes with either foot."
- An exhausted dancer


"Too bad we don't have a union.  These hours are killing me!"
- Florence Nightingale


"I wish people wouldn't split us and just buy us as a bunch."
- A banana


"Is this the best you can do?"
"Yeah."
"Perhaps should consider a career in Accounting."

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