"Did You Have A Nice . . . ?"

When you travel anywhere, someone will always ask, "Did you have a nice trip?"  This does not happen when you travel by public transit in Toronto (TTC).  Travel anywhere via TTC, and someone will ask, 

"Did you have a nice delay?"

"Yes, it was wonderful!  We sat in a subway tunnel for 17 minutes.  The packed subway allowed us to feel really close to each other.  We enjoyed hearing the TTC announcer repeat, a gazillion times, how sorry the TTC was for any inconvenience the delay may cause."