"Why did the cross cross the road?"
"Why?"
"Because Jesus crossed the road."
"Knock. Knock."
"Who's there?"
"Judas?"
"Judas who?"
"Judas Iscariot."
"I'll let you in, but don't you dare kiss me."
Jesus walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What? Is it the end of the world?"
"No," said Jesus. "Could I use the phone. I want to call someone to go to my tomb and pick up the eggs the Easter Bunny left for me."
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