Not All About Christmas

"Why did Christmas cross the road?"
"Why?"
"To meet Merry on the other side."


"What did Christmas say to Merry?"
"What?"
"Christmas said, 'We belong together.' "

Christmas walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What will it be?"
And Christmas said, "I would like Peace on Earth and Goodwill to All."
"You're crazy!" screamed the bartender and the bouncer threw Christmas out.

"How many Christmases does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How many?"
"Two.  One to change the light bulb and the other to go shopping."

"Knock.  Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Merry Christmas."

"Merry Christmas who?"

"Merry Christmas to you."