Something must be wrong. It's not raining in Toronto. The skies are overcast, but no rain. According to our weatherologists, it was supposed to rain until Monday or Tuesday. Here are six possible reasons why it stopped:
- God is getting old and forgetful. He started to flood the world a second time, but got distracted.
- The Union of Weather Workers went on strike, and Management is doing its best to keep the weather coming.
- Mother Nature ran out of rain, and the Weather Workers' strike is delaying the delivery of more.
- The clouds are waiting for us to wash our cars.
- A plumber finally fixed the leaking pipes in Heaven.
"Wait a minute. Your title says six reasons and you only gave five."
Really? So I did. Sorry, but some of the rain must have gotten into my brain.
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