What would our loved ones say at their funeral visitations or funerals?
"Does this coffin make my ass look big?"
"Could you people keep the noise down? I'm trying to rest in peace."
"What are you gawking at?"
"Of course I don't look like myself. I'm dead!"
"Great! You're visiting me now. Why didn't you visit me while I was alive?"
"You can close the lid, I'm not claustrophobic."
"I gotta loosen up. I'm feeling a little stiff."
"Does anyone know how to get to the Zombie Club?"
"Death, what a trip!"
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