SHAKESPEARE ADMITS HE CAN'T SPELL
After the Battle of Dessert, a soldier gives birth to a pudding and struggles to raise it with no help from any spoons.
The night before the day after, a time traveler goes to the day after the night before, and discovers a calendar.
COUPLE CELEBRATES PASTEURIZED HONEYMOON.
To lose weight, a zombie eats only the brains of skinny people who love long sentences because it gives them a sense of living forever and ever and ever.
STUDY PROVES WEARING A BLINDFOLD GIVES NEW OUTLOOK ON LIFE
A man falls in love with a bathtub, and gives it a ring, while he struggles with society's views on mixed relationships.
GOD QUITS AS HEAD OF UNIVERSE AND ENDS UP IN A BLOG
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