WISHES AND THE THINGS THAT MADE THEM

"I wish I could fly."

- A Pant Zipper

"I wish I knew the meaning of life."

- A Dictionary

"I wish I could be sharp always."

- A Pencil

"I wish I could vibrate all the time."

- A Cell Phone

"I wish they wouldn't make me creak so much."

   - A bed

"I wish people would let me chair a meeting."

 - A Chair

"I'm up!  I'm down!  I'm up!  I'm down!  I wish they would leave me in one position."

- A Toilet Seat

"I wish I didn't get used so much."

   - A Wish