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Once upon a time there was the Number 2 who liked to do things twice.  
Once upon a time there was the Number 2 who liked to do things twice.
Once upon a time there was the Number 2 who liked to do things twice.
One day the Number 2 did something three times.  The other number 2's did not like this.  It frightened them.  They killed the Number 2 for doing something three times.

The End   The End

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Once upon a time there was a promise.  This promise broke after a bad fall.  All the king's horses and all the king's men could not fix the promise.  The promise thought its life was over, but soon found lots of work with politicians.  The promise remained broken happily ever after.

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Once upon a time there was an injured alien who said, "I don't belong in this blog.  I belong at the crash site in Roswell, New Mexico."

POOF!

He was gone.

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Once upon a time there was a bad memory.  I forget the rest of the story.

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Once upon The End