THINGS I BOUGHT

I bought a best at Best Buy.  The best I bought, at Best Buy, was the best best I ever bought.

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You can guess what I bought at Staples.  I also bought a stapler so I could use what I bought at Staples.

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I bought a book of laws, at Loblaws, on the legal way to lob things.  A friend said that in doing so, I was throwing my money away.

Oh no!  Someone is lobbing questions!

Does Canadian Tire sell any tires made in Canada?

How come Walmart doesn't sell walls?

Was Dairy Queen started by a farmer who dressed in drag before milking his cows?

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